Cbus authorities have been alerted that the dreaded Wallet Draining Lich of Medina will be in route to central Ohio later this week. If you see him do not, I repeat do not, try to stop him yourself. Protect your wallet, hide your valuables, lock up your women and children. Call for back up at once. This man is a master of disguise, trickeration and chicanery. Here are his last known surveillance photos:
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